I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

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Anonymous asked I'm at my bfs house babysitting with him and we thought his sister(she's like five) was upstairs sleeping already so he put me against the wall and started undressing me and fingering me so I started moaning and when I open my eyes I see his sister at the bottom of the stairs just staring and we don't know what to tell her so she won't tell his parents!!!!!! Fuck


tell dat kid that you were looking for the stuffing inside the turkey that bitch dont know shit


they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

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"There are two types of waiting. There’s the the waiting you do for something you know is coming, sooner or later—like waiting for the 6:28 train, or the school bus, or a party where a certain handsome boy might be. And then there’s the waiting for something you don’t know is coming. You don’t even know what it is exactly, but you’re hoping for it. You’re imagining it and living your life for it. That’s the kind of waiting that makes a fist in your heart."

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one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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complete panic in one screenshot