phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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In Australian English, every response can be preceded by ‘yeah’.

  • “yeah alright”
  • “yeah it’s pretty good ay”
  • “yeah maybe”
  • “yeah nah”
  • “yeah fuck off”
  • “yeah why not?”
  • “yeah but what?”
  • “yeah”

Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.

You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”

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Anonymous asked im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

asian:

"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

- grettypop (via sabrinaverduzco)

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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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